‘And there are certainly, plenty of ladies here today.” – Roger Moore – Octopussy
At first I thought it would be a good idea to approach a load of waif models and make them super-insecure by asking if they’d like to feature in an article about plus size models. A little bit like my idea for personal trainers to be eating pizza and Krispy Kremes whilst barking at their clients to ‘put it in’ on the treadmill. But I get into enough trouble for doing these. Here with their consent, and in no discernible order are the top 5 plus size models to follow on Instagram.
Mrs Andersen….. (I don’t know if she is a Mrs but it works better as I’m saying it with my Agent Smith voice). Esther Andersen is a winning blend of French/Tunisian and an accomplished plus size model. Her profile regularly features posts of her hanging around the bedroom in lace underwear. She’s got my dream job. Only swap lace underwear for my Rocky dressing gown, otherwise that would be weird. Right?
From Ohio, or as I like to call it; Oh-hello! Lilli Luxe is a name that deserves to be on a poster, or maybe painted on the side of a Boeing B-17 bomber. (We’ve all seen Memphis Belle right?) Lilli has modeled for TJ Maxx, Rue21, and Secrets in Lace, straddling the line between conservative plus size modeling and sexy pin up modeling. Check out her site for some poster prints. Maybe clear it with the misses first before you hang it up above the bed.
Introducing international Model and Photographer Erin Brady. A very handsome lady from California with a dusting of Kelly Brook in her I feel. I think it would be great if she could make a visit to the UK and liven up a couple of our beaches. I mean have you seen the state of Lowestoft beach right now? I can’t walk 1o feet across that beach with out collecting 5 fag butts between my toes. Erin our beaches need you! Please get your agent to call the UK coastguard and lets get this miserable summer back on track.
Introducing Svetlana Kashirova an established plus size model who speaks French, German and English. I’m guessing Russian too as she lives in Moscow but it doesn’t mention that on her CV. Now how does Mila Kunis make the top ten hottest girls in the world every year, yet if she passed you in the street, chances are you’d never even clock her. However if Svetlana rolled passed with those hips and thunderous green eyes, you’d push your girlfriend into traffic and walk flush into a lamp post.
Introducing Swiss plus size model Robine Nina. A curvaceous plus size model with great hair, hips and she can do the splits! Her profile delineates a well travelled humble girl with a penchant for nature and denim shirts tied at the waist. She puts the GREAT in the great outdoors and makes you want to take up fly fishing.