First off it was a meaty cup final. And it’s a shame really that the players that put in the best performances, were the ones that missed the penalties. Lucas Leiva proved he has at least 5 more years left at the club if he fancies hanging around in defence.…

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We all have people in our lives we’d like to send faecal matter to don’t we? Saying that, I actually can’t think of anyone right now. I’m even roledexing through my old high school teachers but although the majority were a-holes, none were so villainous that I’d think to forward…

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Housemate Neil was so excited to receive his new book ‘Jamie Oliver’s Superfood’ that he called me at work. ‘My book has arrived?‘ Neil said. ‘What book?’ ‘The book. Jamie Oliver’s Super Food. I’m cooking tonight, for both us.’ Cut/smash to 8.30pm, I’m starving and Neil is cooking plaice and…

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It used to be my thing, video myself playing the piano and throwing it up on Youtube. I also posted a video of myself running naked on a treadmill that’s currently got 150 views and two comments requesting more. So you could say I know what it’s like to be…

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I was at the NEC a few weeks back for an autocar show and the women the brands put out to represent their stations were frankly intimidating. All dolled up like grid girls in their lycra suits with their fake cleavages and their camel toes. I didn’t want to go…

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London – On the evening of Thursday 18 February, to celebrate the Home Entertainment release of Spectre on Blu-ray™ and DVD on 22 February, Christie’s and EON Productions presented a live charity auction of ten star lots of Spectre memorabilia. If I was an eccentric billionaire that wasn’t haemorrhaging cash on…

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With the exception of getting my picture taken with Pat Sharpe in 2007, my biggest claim to fame is that I bought Luke Barnatt’s tele for 400 sheets back in 2008. Luke worked above my flatmates shop in Chelmsford back in the day. After discovering Luke was into martial arts…

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British athlete Morgan Lake was trending on social media this week after a rather fetching picture of her was featured alongside her column in the Metro. She spoke of  her training in the build up for the Olympic Games in Rio De Janeiro this Summer. Here is a round up…

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