‘Southpaw nothing, I’ll drop him in 3. The Italian Stallion. Sounds like a damn monster movie.‘ – Apollo, Rocky.  The Italians do many things in an efficacious manner. From Silvio Berlusconi calling Angela Merkel an unf*ckable lard-arse, to Monica Belluci doing, well whatever she likes really. I ruminated on the idea for Italian Models…

View Post

‘One more time sweetness.‘ – Ernie McCracken, Kingpin. Sitting down to write this, John Barry’s wonderful Out of Africa suite tripping out of my headphones, tunnelling my way through some of these fabulous wildlife pictures, it’s soothing beyond compare. Almost so serene I feel like going back to bed after…

View Post

‘I wouldn’t go so far as to call a dog filthy but they’re definitely dirty. But, a dog’s got personality. Personality goes a long way.‘ – Jules, Pulp Fiction. I didn’t even know what a vegan was until my mate John the Scouser turned down a hot dog outside the Crazy…

View Post

‘Oh Stewardess, I speak jive.’ Jive Lady, Airplane. When I suggested this list to my Annie on a recent trip to the coast, she said ‘Are you going to include guys in there too?’ I laughed so loudly I nearly had to pull the car over. ‘Good one babe, good…

View Post

Zaltar: (to Supergirl) “Squirt?” Supergirl: “Zalter?” Zalter: (to himself) “Squirt“. – Supergirl. Whilst I was busying myself with researching the elementary interaction of subatomic particles for my online degree in nuclear physics, I accidentally stumbled down a wormhole of my own and inevitably, lost a couple of hours. Ok days.…

View Post

“Wait! I’m just a professional doing a job.” – Dr Kaufman – Tomorrow Never Dies. Pin up girls are my kind of girls. For a couple of reasons. Chances are they’re going to be wearing some amazing clobber, dresses, elaborate hair and some tantalising under crackers. They’re more than likely to come from…

View Post

“Hey, I gotsta know.” – Bank Robber, Dirty Harry. Suicide Girls is an online community based website that revolves around pin-up photography sets of models known as the ‘Suicide Girls’. The website was founded in 2001 by Selena Mooney (“Missy Suicide”) and Sean Suhl (“Spooky”). I call her office in Los Angeles, I get put on…

View Post

“If I can change, then you can change, everyone can change!” – Rocky – Rocky 4. There’s a few things I’ve learnt along the way doing this blog. First off, never book yourself into a hotel in Bristol and allow your girlfriend to initiate physical intimacy whilst trawling through transgender…

View Post

“You like being nailed by the King?” – Buddy Rich – American Beauty When I was younger I had a dusting of freckles across the bridge of my nose. Over night my appearance seemed to transmogrify with the arrival of adolescence and my beautiful freckles were replaced with blackheads and zits. It’s…

View Post

“Sean: You know you’d be better off shoving that cigarette up your ass it would probably be healthier for you. Will: Yeah, I know it really gets in the way of my yoga.” – Good Will Hunting.  Yoga isn’t just about looking good in tight joggers or learning how to control your flatulence. For some it’s a…

View Post