I’m in two minds to start an eBook entitled ‘The hotels that point toilet paper’ or something slightly more uplifting, ‘My birds ass on balconies’. Perhaps these books would be better suited in a coffee table format, either way, toilet paper will be involved. I digress, crikey where was I?…

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The Saigon Morin Hotel has an imperious aura. Built in 1901 it is widely regarded as the most luxurious hotel in all of Hue, Vietnam. It has 180 guest rooms, 4 restaurants and recreations. It suffered some damage during the Vietnam War, especially during the Tet Offensive of ’68 (one…

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Easy enough to find, deep in the sweaty ball sack of Liege, Belgium. Hotel Neuvice has an antiquated vibe. No lift, crickety-rickety stairs, tight to ascend. Plenty to talk about with this gaff so lets get to it. RECEPTION No cocktails, sugary treats on the desk or a man beating…

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Here we are in Hotel Bilger Eck which is in the heart of Konstanz, Germany. Just a ten minute walk from the town centre. Much to say about this place. Much to say so here goes. RECEPTION:  No drinks or man beating a kettle drum. (How we were spoilt on Ha…

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The A-Train hotel, 5-minute walk from the central station, just over the bridge, through the unmistakeable but not unbearable emblematic scent of Amsterdam, weed. I want you to brace yourself for this one, it’s not going to be pretty. But what I’m about to tell you is not a reflection…

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Official Description provided by the hotel. Traditional cosy Swiss hotel with a lot of charm and atmosphere and only 20 meters from the hotel is the new Blumental Chalet. All rooms with shower and WC, cable TV, Radio, safe, hairdryer, free WIFI and sitting Corner. Well known for fine food…

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BREKKIE Breakfast has something for every culture. A pattiserie for the French, A crepe maker for the Yanks that spat out rabbit dropping-sized pancakes every other minute, dumplings for the locals and grease for the Brits. Extra marks for having HP sauce. Not free however. VIEW Now you’re talking. The missus…

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Close to the station, right in the centre of town and a stone’s throw away from the main tourist attractions, the Hannong Hotel combines all the attributes for completely unique stay in Strasbourg. On Tripadvisor; rated 10 out of 128 hotels to stay in Strasbourg, lets find out how it faired.…

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Currently rated #58 out of 501 Hotels in Houston on Trip Advisor, the missus spent four nights there at around $90 a night. About: Club Quarters Hotel, The Club Quarters Hotel is a 16-story, 61.6 m (202 ft) Beaux-Arts high-rise at 710 Fannin Street in downtown Houston, Texas, USA. The building is listed on the National Register of Historic Placesunder its former…

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Hotel Lowen am See Zug is rated #4 out of 8 hotels on TripAdvisor. The missus and I check in there a week or so back and here’s a match report. ABOUT: The four-star hotel and brasserie is conveniently situated in Zug’s quiet historic center, on the shore of Lake…

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