Do Suicide Girls Do it Better?

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 “Jesus maroomba, a lovely beast like that running around… could put steam in a man’s strides.” – Joker, Batman.


It’s felt like a long time coming this one. You could say the initial seed was planted over 10 years ago when I briefly dated a Suicide Girl. The affair must have lasted all of a week. I still remember the photos my work colleague had shown me of her when the news broke, from her Suicide Page of course, that he had no doubt kept in some risqué corner of his hard drive. Unwittingly, I felt I had achieved celebrity status in snaring a Suicide Girl, even if pictures of her tattooed buttocks were flaunted around the wood yard. Now, over a decade later, I bring you the cream of the crop, the top Suicide Girls on Instagram.


Ivory Suicide

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Science turns me on‘ – Ivory Suicide. Check out her profile here.

FACT: The website was founded in 2001 by Selena Mooney (“Missy Suicide”) and Sean Suhl (“Spooky”). Most of the site is only accessible to paying members.


Lua Suicide

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Super Sonico at NYCC! Photo by Jason Chau Photography

Dedicated Cosplayer from the East Coast. Suicide Girl, Alternative model & Ukulele Master!‘ – Lua Suicide. You can follow Lua on Facebook and Twitch

FACT: The site is privately co-owned. According to Missy, the term “Suicide Girl” originally comes from Chuck Palahniuk’s novel Survivor (1999): “It’s the same with these suicide girls calling me up.


Vivid Vivka

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Support Vivid on her patreon page here.

FACT: You can catch an interview with Founder Missy on the Human Research Podcast here. A must listen for any Suicide Girl wanna-bee’s.


Synatra Suicide

Synatra


You can check out Synatra’s Suicide page here.

FACT: In 2015, it was reported that the website had 5 million monthly visitors, with 51 percent of them being female.


Sophoulla

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Gamer, wolf owner, boob lover.’ – Sophoulla. Click on Sophoulla’s photo and follow her journey on Instagram.

FACT: As of May 2015, there were nearly 8 million images live on the site. Each day, a ‘Set of the Day’ is bought and featured, appearing on the front page, where official Suicide Girl status begins. The photographs are intended both as an homage to classic pin-up art and a portrayal of images of alternative beauty.


VanP Suicide

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28 years, Suicide Girl, excentric figure, crazily creative and owner of the beautiful people club.’ – VanP. Click on VanP’s photo for more details.

FACT: The SuicideGirls Blackheart Burlesque group first toured in 2003 and opened for Guns N’ Roses and Courtney Love, before suspending the tour for nearly a decade


Reptyle Suicide

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Check out Reptyle’s profile here.

FACT: Despite treating my friend Mikey to a front seat at the Suicide Girls Black Heart Burlesque show, he still never bought me a drink all night.


Natasha Ledeyda

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Based in Italy Check out Natasha’s Suicide Profile here.

FACT: In 2015, American artist Richard Prince appropriated images from the Suicide Girls’ Instagram printed them on canvas and added remarks into comment threads. The works were displayed at the Freize Art Fair and one of the images was sold for $90,000. In response, the SuicideGirls sold prints of the images for $90 a piece with the proceeds going to charity.


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