I’ve noticed that French Models all have very classy Instagram accounts. They’re mostly incredibly modest, with a focus on their life rather than their reflection. In no particular order I have grouped together the Top 5 French Models to follow on Instagram. You’re welcome.
No idea how I stumbled on Emmanuelle, but she always posts extremely voguish photos of herself, her wardrobe and her bearded other half. A former Miss World France & Miss Universe France, and now she can include this rather tenuous listical to her accolades.
I’d love to date a girl called Fanny. Imagine just rocking up to your mates party and introducing your new girlfriend ‘May I present my Fanny‘. Or signing birthday cards on behalf of the two of you, ‘All the best on your special day, from Me and my Fanny.’
Honey has this endearing ‘girl next door’ look. Not in my town obviously. My neighbour is a bearded Gooner fan with a penchant for terrible, terrible thrash death metal music. But let me tell you from experience, you don’t really want to have a hot neighbour. You’ll end up sleeping with them at a party, maybe you’ll date for a bit, it never works out and you’ll spend the rest of your days walking around your house in the dark pretending to be out of town. You’ll be like that Buffalo Bill guy in Silence of the Lambs, except instead of following Jodie Foster around in the dark you’ll be cooking lasagna in your infrared glasses.
The Fanny’s are coming thick and fast! Fanny Beladona has a wonderful Instagram account, filled with resplendent vintage pictures. Complete with picturesque landscapes, drippings of archaic buildings basking in the last hours of sun. And of course Fanny in lingerie.
Marion has a Polish father but informs me that she was born in France, and that’s good enough for me. I better wrap this up now, I’ve been looking at French models online for the best part of the afternoon. If my girlfriend goes through my web history it’s all over for me.