Naomi Campbell celebrated her book launch in style, holding a party to celebrate at Thomas’s at Burberry in Regent Street. As the event kicked off, as did the cavalcade of tweets from onlookers and party guests alike. Here are a round of all the best tweets surrounding the event.
Naomi used to live next door to me and would always come round and nick my coffee. At first I thought she was flirting like those people in the Nescafe Gold Blend advert. Just to make sure I asked her if she would like me to fold her over the chaise longue. She politely declined and never returned. @ThatDapperChap
I first clocked Naomi when she appeared on the cover of Elle when she was 16. Unable to contain my excitement I immediately jizzed on the cover and threw it in the bin shortly after. The guy in WHSmiths was not best amused and consequently I was given a lifetime ban from the WHSmiths at Shepton Mallet. @JoeyLondon
Hi @JoeyLondon we have the magazine here still with your crystallized jizz on the cover. If you wish to redeem and pay for the magazine we will happily lift the embargo. @BenTwentiethCentury
I was at the party and got chatting to Naomi’s mum Valerie. We got on so well I invited her back to my bedsit in Isle of Dogs. I said, ‘Why don’t you come on over Valerie’ – referencing the Zutons song. Amazingly she did and I shagged her rotten! Thanks Zutons, I knew that line would come in handy one day! @StarFcuka
I first saw Naomi when she appeared on the FHM charity single ‘Do you think I’m Sexy’. It just goes to show that even the super models can suffer from low self esteem. Anyway to answer you’re question Naomi, you’re not my type, but if you’re in need of a pick me up, call my agent and I’ll accomodate you. @ KenFromCorrie
I would 100%, uncategorically, no questions asked, smash it. So would Andy. @RichardKeys