The Kickstarter Campaigns That Need to Happen

These Kickstarter campaigns are still live and are a microcosm of why the terrorists hate us. Whilst the terrorists are conjuring new ways to make us wait longer in airports, we’re busy trying to launch products such as Dog Cocaine. Check these out. THE STRUGGLE IS REAL A mobile gaming app about keeping a balanced diet whilst enjoying anal sex. Now you won’t get Nigella Lawson endorsing this kind behaviour, (I’m guessing) but this lifestyle journalist certainly backs this campaign. Currently 9 days to go, and $130 short of its target. Come on people, you don’t want poo to get in the way of your happiness do you? THE PHYSICAL IMPOSSIBILITIES OF DAMIEN HIRST Now I’m not sure if Damien has given this the go-codes, but it would perhaps be a nice way to immortalise the man that has made us re-think the definition of art. Perhaps by chopping him in half, embalming him and hanging him somewhere in the Modern Tate, would book end his life rather nicely. Currently needing $69k and I’d imagine, Damien’s consent. FANTASTIC VAGINA POSTER https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/829835471/fantastic-vagina-poster?ref=nav_search We could all do with one of these. 900 slang words for…
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