OORR – The Cycling Fashion Alternative to the High Vis

‘…Gets home from the hospital and dies three weeks later. He’d been dead for ages before the neighbours complained about the smell and got the police to break down the door. Tommy was lying facedown in a pool of vomit. …. The kitten was fine.’ Gavin, Trainspotting. Australian cycling apparel brand OORR is launching the ‘OORR Cafe’ range on Kickstarter this month – Pro level cycling apparel that you can wear without looking like you’re on the way to the construction site. Unless that’s the look you’re going for, and if that’s your thing then good luck to you. It’s high performing fabric is race ready has been developed with ‘Frog Skin’ nanotechnology for their Cycling Bib shorts. Don’t worry my vegan readers, no frogs were harmed in the making of these bib shorts. Scientists found that a healthy frog living in filthy conditions secreted peptides that actively and instantly killed bacteria, keeping it safe. They mimicked the microbes, creating a nano-particle to do the same thing. Don’t try this at home though readers, studies stay that humans living in run down apartment flats that allow their cats to do their business indoors,…
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The Kickstarter Campaigns That Need to Happen

These Kickstarter campaigns are still live and are a microcosm of why the terrorists hate us. Whilst the terrorists are conjuring new ways to make us wait longer in airports, we’re busy trying to launch products such as Dog Cocaine. Check these out. THE STRUGGLE IS REAL A mobile gaming app about keeping a balanced diet whilst enjoying anal sex. Now you won’t get Nigella Lawson endorsing this kind behaviour, (I’m guessing) but this lifestyle journalist certainly backs this campaign. Currently 9 days to go, and $130 short of its target. Come on people, you don’t want poo to get in the way of your happiness do you? THE PHYSICAL IMPOSSIBILITIES OF DAMIEN HIRST Now I’m not sure if Damien has given this the go-codes, but it would perhaps be a nice way to immortalise the man that has made us re-think the definition of art. Perhaps by chopping him in half, embalming him and hanging him somewhere in the Modern Tate, would book end his life rather nicely. Currently needing $69k and I’d imagine, Damien’s consent. FANTASTIC VAGINA POSTER https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/829835471/fantastic-vagina-poster?ref=nav_search We could all do with one of these. 900 slang words for…
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