Luciana Paluzzi and Sean Connery from Thunderball in bed

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The best James Bond girls are usually ones that the viewing public has never heard of. Here are the wild cards, the lesser-known actresses, the Potential James Bond Girls we should be looking at.

Raquel Casquilho 

Potential James Bond Girl Raquel in a white chunky knit and hand on hip

Click on Tequila Flaps – I mean Raquel Casquilho’s picture to follow her on instagram

If James Bond went to Brazil he would surely want to unwind on the beach in those shorty shorts of his. He’d probably want to catch a bit of beach volleyball, drink some Vodka cocktails and admire the crumpet.

But wait, there is a girl in the water that is suffering from ‘ailing damsel in distress syndrome’. Bond stubs his cigar out on a child’s forehead and dives in to rescue her.

He gives her mouth to mouth although she is fully compos mentis, swiftly followed by the heimlich manoeuvre with his flies undone. Raquel plays Tequila Flaps, a member of the Brazilian Spectre, (Spectros).

Jane Kapriss

Jane Kapriss Potential James Bond Girl portrait shot

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Jane Kapriss is Slinky D’Jour, a dangerous agent of Smersh, out to avenge the death of her lover Vladimir who Bond killed accidentally whilst clay pigeon shooting.

James Bond of course seduces Slinky, then uses her as a body shield against a snipers bullet mere seconds after pulling out. Jane Kapriss is also a dancer, producer, singer and director so maybe she can do the theme tune.

Bit like Madonna did for Die Another Day, but better. MUCH better.

Vasillia Niles

Vasilia Niles Potential James Bond Girls cover girl on a beach in a bikini

Vasilia Niles doing her Honey Ryder

Miss Niles plays Cadence Thrust, the main love interest – an orphan like James Bond. She is studying Cryptology at Oxford and is the best in her class, a borderline savant.

Mi6 recruit her on a mission to help break an unbreakable code created by Blofeld for a fanatical extremist.

She’s M’s niece and also a virgin so James Bond is under strict instructions not to shag her. But of course rules, codes and hymens are made to be broken.

UPDATE

Looks like Miss Niles has moved away from acting into web designing. As Boris would say, she’s a second level programmer. I jest.

I aim to keep these blogs updated and current, but will keep Miss Niles in the listicle as she is cover girl for James Bond Girl Potentials, and I like the name Cadence Thrust.

But if you know any good potential James Bond Girls then leave a comment in the box below for your chance to be featured here and on our influencer page.

Jessica La Forgia

Potential James Bond girl Jessica Laforgia in black and white denim top open

Click on Jessica to spy on her instagram page

Jessica plays Countess Octavia, the last recognised member of the House of Savoy, a forgotten royal dynasty of the Italian monarchy.

(Crikey that’s not bad, I might actually send that off to EON). I don’t want to ruin the plot actually because I might make a small mint out of this, but lets just say James Bond meets Countess Octavia at a banquet at the Argentinian embassy.

They share a couple of cheese and bacon vol au vents, nail a bottle of Bollinger 69, Bond will say something glib like, “I like a woman that appreciates the 69“. God move over Fleming, I’ll take it from here.

(Jessica no longer on Instagram. Click on the image to follow me on Instagram instead).

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Olwen Catherine Kelly

Olwen Catherine Kelly Next Potential James Bond girl lying on floor in a figure hugging dress

Click on Olwen’s picture to trace her movements

Olwen Catherine Kelly is a Dublin born, London based actress that will slip perfectly into the role of Lulu Paris.

She plays the wife of the late 008 who was killed in Venice whilst on assignment. She asks Bond to come out of retirement to help track her husbands killer.

Bond reluctantly agrees, knowing there is at least a free holiday and an open goal for some shit puns like “Now there’s an Eiffel” as she slips off her negligee.

Georgia K Taylor 

Potential James Bond Georgia

Unfortunately Georgia is missing in action

Lastly on EON’s radar for Potential James Bond Girls, (or should be at least) we have a home-grown rising star in Georgia K Taylor. EON could cast her as Moneypenny’s apprentice, Saffron Field.

Bond is getting constantly frustrated with Moneypenny’s rebukes, so he starts hitting on Saffron Field who giddily accepts Bonds invitation for dinner.

Moneypenny gets the right hump and accuses Bond of being of being a player. Before he goes into M’s office to get loaded on cognac, Bond parts with “Nothing wrong with playing the Field Moneypenny”.

He looks really smug and no one mentions the 30 year age gap.

UPDATE

Unfortunately since this article was posted Georgia’s page has become defunct, she’s missing in action and we have to presume the worst.

We like to keep these blogs current so drop a comment with a link to your instagram if you’d like to take her spot.


 

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  1. June 10, 2016 / 2:28 pm

    You’re welcome, come back anytime!x

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